May 25
“Somebody That I Used to Know” is really helping Ryan and me, but especially Ryan.
May 18
I don’t know why I put Hogwarts. I meant sandwich.
— Me
May 11
Am I going to have to wear a dress to the 5-star restaurant “Grammy Linder’s Country Kitchen”?
— Me
Apr 27
About to leave to go to Providence to see Marilyn Manson!
Apr 25
You’re pretending to drive the Budweiser Clidesdales.
— Jay
Apr 24
Welcome to Shadow’s liar… Is it liar or lair?
— Mikey
Apr 24
- Mikey: How are we going to sleep in here?
- Me: I'm going upstairs.
- Mikey: To sleep in Shadow's bed?
Apr 24
I’m planning on sitting in your driveway while eating these Munchins. I hope you know that.
— Andrew
Apr 24
- Me: I told my dad that we're together right now, and he asked if we're smoking weed.
- Andrew: Yes. Yes. We're definitely smoking weed, Bob.
Apr 18
Those are dancers. I can tell by their faces. And their hair, too.
— A woman we’re sitting next to
